1/2/14

Movies That I'm Not Looking Forward to in 2014

I posted a list of movies that I'm looking forward to this year. This time let's go through the movies that I am passing on and hope that you do the same as well. There's no top 10 list just a group of movies that I'm not looking forward to. This list of movies will ordered by release date.

  • Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones - A "spin-off" of the PA franchise...just forget about. DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE!! If you want this franchise to die like I do, then don't pay to watch this movie. These movies are inexpensive to make so every dollar counts. 
  • I, Frankenstein - This looks like the Twilight movies and movies like that all bunched up into one movie having nothing really to do with Frankenstein. Whether they want to call it "new" or "fresh", this looks like a box office disaster. 
  • That Awkward Moment - You mean that awkward moment when I thought Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan were gonna have good careers? Michael B. Jordan has been great and Miles Teller has been growing himself as an actor and Zac Efron is Zac Efron. This just looks dumb, not funny, but I'm sure the ladies will like looking at these three guys.
  • Pompeii - When I first heard that they were going to do a movie about Pompeii, I thought, "this could be interesting". Well, this doesn't seem to be anything about Pompeii. I guess the volcano is the villain in this movie? Just looks like a love story in Ancient Greece that just so happens to include the eruption of Pompeii.
  • Welcome to Yesterday - Does no one not watch Doctor Who or know anything about time travel? We all know the butterfly effect. When you change something in the past, it affects something else in the future. I guess these teens don't know that. Just looks predictable. Teens build time machine, teens have fun with time machine, two teens find each other attractive, teens are too stupid to realize the ramifications of their actions, and so and so forth. 
  • A Haunted House 2 - Were people really asking for a sequel? Why can't black people get GOOD movies? They always get these dumb comedies instead of any good roles like Fruitvale Station or 12 Years a Slave. 
  • Blended - Another Adam Sandler comedy of today, need I say more?
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Apparently, they're not turtles, they're ALIENS!! Michael Bay tried to save himself, but he could care less about what we think. As long as people pay to watch his movies, he'll bring us these silly movies. Don't guys, Megan Fox is in this movie, you know where else she is, the Internet.
  • Paranormal Activity 5 - I actually enjoyed the first 3 movies, but then they ruined everything with PA4. Like I said before, DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE!!

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